Meet our Team

Jamie
- Founder / Chaos Coordinator / Glitter Gremlin-in-Chief -

Hi! I’m Jamie—recovering perfectionist, longtime maker, and resident foul-mouthed delight behind Sparkle Sloth. I started this whole glitter tornado in the claustrophobic corner of my guest room in 2018 and somehow ended up starting a craft supply business, running a storefront, making thousands of tumblers, dodging burnout, and overanalyzing fonts at 3am.

When I’m not covered in resin or whisper-yelling about vinyl sizing, I’m probably reorganizing my studio for the 900th time or getting existential about the glitter industry. This business is personal. It’s messy. It’s full of heart. And I’m so glad you’re here.

 

Craig
- Logistics Wizard, Coffee Supplier / Emotional Support Husband -

Craig is the calm to Jamie’s chaos, the quiet builder of all things behind the scenes, and the main reason Sparkle Sloth exists today. He lifts the heavy things, takes the pretty pictures, fixes the broken stuff, keeps us stocked on caffeine and snacks, and patiently nods through righteously indignant rants about the state of society. He’s also wildly good at judging sticker placement and pretending not to have glitter in his scruff.

 

Michelle (aka Momma Sloth)
- Storefront Fairy / Yard Sale Ninja / People-Person with Packing Tape Superpowers -

Michelle’s the powerhouse behind the counter and the reason our customers leave feeling like they just had a mini therapy session with bonus glitter. She's funny in the best way, packs orders at lightning speed, and has never met a shipping label she couldn’t tame. If you've ever gotten a package from us that felt like it was packed with love and a little bit of magic? That was probably Michelle.

 

Steven
- Glitter Relocation Manager / Candy Cutting Ninja / Behind-the-Scenes Sloth Support -

Steven is our go-to for glitter bagging, candy cutting, and general behind-the-scenes magic. You won’t find him on the shop floor—he’s more of a background legend—but his steady presence keeps us all grounded. Whether he's packaging orders or just keeping Jamie company during a 1am work spiral, he’s the emotional support sibling we never knew we needed.

 

Finn & Rocky (the doggos)
- Emotional Support Floofs / Professional Floor Nappers / Glitter Mops -

Mozzie (the cat)
- Resident Vibe Inspector / Expert in Knocking Glitter Off Shelves / Lap Warmer -

The Girls (a small but formidable army of chickens)
- Mini Dino Egg Department / Pest Control / Flower Demolition Specialists -