Meet our Team

Jamie
- Founder / Chaos Coordinator / Glitter Gremlin-in-Chief -

Hi! I'm Jamie - the spicy-brained, profanity-laden delight, professional overthinker, and the reason this place smells like resin and burnt cookies. I started making tumblers in the corner of my guest room in 2018 because I got pissed off at how bad the existing suppliers were and figured I could do it better myself. Six years, one storefront, and several thousand cups later - here we are.

When I'm not elbow-deep in resin or whisper-yelling about vinyl sizing, I'm reorganizing my studio for the 900th time, overanalyzing a font at 3am, or losing an argument with a glitter I swore I'd retire. This business is personal, it's a little chaotic, and I wouldn't have it any other way. Glad you're here.

Craig
- Logistics Wizard, Coffee Supplier / Emotional Support Husband -

Craig is the calm to my chaos and the actual reason Sparkle Sloth still exists. He lifts the heavy things, takes the pretty pictures, fixes whatever I broke, keeps us stocked on caffeine, and nods patiently through my righteously indignant rants about the state of society. Also disturbingly good at judging sticker placement and pretending he doesn't have glitter in his scruff.

Michelle (aka Momma Sloth)
- Storefront Fairy / Yard Sale Ninja / People-Person with Packing Tape Superpowers -

Michelle runs the counter and somehow makes every customer leave feeling like they got a pep talk and a hug, with bonus glitter. She packs orders at lightning speed and has never met a shipping label she couldn't tame. If your package ever showed up feeling like it was packed with actual love (and a little bit of chaos) - that was her.

Steven
- Glitter Relocation Manager / Candy Cutting Ninja / Behind-the-Scenes Sloth Support -

Steven's our go-to for glitter bagging, candy cutting, and general behind-the-scenes wizardry. You won't find him on the shop floor - he's more of a background legend - but he keeps the rest of us grounded, whether that's packing orders or just keeping me company during a 1am work spiral.

 

Finn & Rocky (the doggos)
- Emotional Support Floofs / Professional Floor Nappers / Glitter Mops -

Mozzie (the cat)
- Resident Vibe Inspectors / Expert Glitter-Knockers-Off-of-Shelves / Lap Warmers -

The Girls (a small but formidable army of chickens)
- Mini Dino Egg Department / Pest Control / Flower Demolition Specialists -